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We interrupt this episode of "The Outrider"

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to bring you the following special report

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from PHL news.

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Hello. I'm Ken Gardner.

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This just in.

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We've received reports

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that the rocket carrying the American Space

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Administration Stardust probe back to Earth,

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which was to land tomorrow evening,

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has broken up in the upper atmosphere.

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According to officials however,

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the mission is not a complete loss.

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We go now live to Phantom Lake University,

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where a pair scientists from the project's

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scientific team is holding a press conference.

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We cannot speculate at this time

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as to what caused the catastrophic malfunction

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which led to the destruction of the rocket

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carrying the samples collected

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by the Stardust probe.

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We simply know that everything looked

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good up until the moment it...

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...well...

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...the moment it completely fell apart.

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There was no fireball.

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There was no rapid ejection of gases.

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There was nothing violent about its demise.

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It simply... fell to pieces.

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As if someone had...

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...removed all of the nuts and bolts

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from the rocket and it just...

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Several years ago we sent a small

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space probe to the asteroid Vesta

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where it landed, collected samples,

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and was then to return to the Earth.

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Since this was the first mission

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of its kind in human history,

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we took the possibility of failure quite

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seriously and designed the sample containers...

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...like the one I'm holding here...

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...to withstand forces up to and surpassing

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that of an atomic bomb.

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That said, there does exist a known issue

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with the container LIDS.

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In roughly six to 36% of cases,

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which our superiors determined

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was within acceptable tolerance limits...

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In up to 36% of cases,

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the container lids may become loose.

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Despite the overall failure of the space-CRAFT,

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the issue with the sample container lids

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is NOT something we anticipate being a problem.

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Reporter: Just for clarity's sake,

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you're saying there's a THIRTY-SIX percent

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chance of the sample container lids

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FAILING, correct?

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Yes. Thirty-six.

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Potentially thirty-seven.

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(Thirty seven!?)

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Reporter: So you guys are saying a bunch

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of metal sample containers, which are designed

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to withstand an ATOMIC EXPLOSION,

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but have faulty lids that fail upwards

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of 37% of the time, are going to start raining

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down from the skies over Phantom Lake County?

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Yes.

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Unfortunately, what we are saying that very thing.

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And it must be unequivocally stated

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that we have absolutely NO IDEA

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what may be in these containers.

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As such, we ask that should anyone

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out there spot one, please avoid

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any and all contact.

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Do NOT go near them.

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Do not TOUCH them,

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ESPECIALLY if the lid has failed.

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I repeat.

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Do NOT touch them.

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DO.

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NOT.

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Touch them!

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Mute: I've said it before and I'll say it again,

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I swear something weird is going on.

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HEY. Don't give me that look.

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I know you think I'm crazy,

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but something is definitely OFF.

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I mean, how is it that we both

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have such SELECTIVE memory loss?

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We did that job, right?

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But, I don't remember finishing it.

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HOWEVER, we got PAID!

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So we must've finished it.

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But... did we?

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We were sent to nab that redhead,

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which we did... I think...

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...but then it gets all fuzzy.

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Oh, no. No.

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I know what you're thinking,

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but I was NOT drunk.

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I hadn't touched a single drop

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of the devil's juice that entire day.

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OKAY, maybe I wasn't SOBER,

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but I did not DRINK.

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Literally not at all.

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STILL, even if that explains why

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I can't remember what happened

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after we found the redhead,

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why can't EITHER of us remember

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what happened to YOU that day? Huh?

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[ SHH-BLAP! ]

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What the devil was that?

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Huh. That was... unexpected.

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Go get it, Mouth!

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What? It's your turn to get

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the weird thing that'll probably

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turn out to be something bad.

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Yeah! You heard me! It's your turn!

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What're you doing? Why are you doing that?

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What? Are you trying to say it's my turn

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because YOU chopped this guy up?

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That's fair.

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I guess it IS actually my turn.

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Here.

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Gotta HAND it to you.

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You can be persuasive when you want to be.

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[ GRAB! ]

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I swear, you just DO NOT get me.

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Well, don't know what the heck it is,

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but it looks like a metal... jar, maybe?

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But the cover's popped off.

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There's some shiny dust coming out of it,

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looks almost like gold dust.

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That... fell out of the sky?

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Why would a can of gold dust

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just fall out of the sky?

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Wait a minute!

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Wait a minute.

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WAIT.

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A.

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MINUTE.

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What if this stuff IS dangerous?

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I probably shouldn't go poking

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my fingers into strange...

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...oddly-enticing...

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...golden...

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...mostly irresistible...

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...potentially valuable DUST

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that falls from the heavens.

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Right!?

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RIGHT. Hmm...

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[ SNAP! ]

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HEY, I think I have a better idea!

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Give me a HAND, would ya?

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[ TOSS! ]

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[ SQUISHY CATCH! ]

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I was wrong.

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You DO get me.

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Sorry, Mr. Whatever-your-name-was,

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but I don't know exactly what

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this stuff might do.

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And, just in case whatever

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it is needs to be...

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...HAND-led with care...

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I want whatever bad thing might happen,

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to happen to YOU, and not me. Deal?

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[ SQUISHY HANDSHAKE! ]

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Deal. Thanks, pal.

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[ TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP! ]

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Yeah, I know we need to get back to

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Mr. Red, but what if this stuff is valuable?

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I mean, it seems pretty inert!

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I honestly think it's okay!

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Hold on...

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...looks like there's something written here...

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NOPE! Nope. Not okay. NOT OKAY.

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Right there on the side.

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Big letters.

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Danger.

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Yeah, we're just going to ignore ALL of THAT.

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Just NOT okay.

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[ WIPE... ]

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[ SMACK! ]

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[ SQUELCH! ]

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HEY! What's the big idea,

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you tongue-tied, frog-faced--

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[ SLAP! ]

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As God is my witness,

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I am going to murder you, brother!

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I'm going to choke the very life from your lungs.

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I am--

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[ SCHMACK! ]

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THAT'S IT!

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[ POINT! ]

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Aw, chips!

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[ YELP! ]

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Man! Why didn't you say something!

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That's a joke...

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...because you don't talk.

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[ MORE POINTING! ]

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Oh. Right.

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Idle hands are the devil's workshop!

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Catch!

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[ DROP! ]

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That's what you get for slapping me.

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Don't ever do it again.

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Oh, come on! No hard feelings, okay!

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Here, let me give you a hand!

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Hand puns!

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Hands-down, my favorite type!

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HA!

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Did you hear that one Mouth?

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Mouth? I said...

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...forget it.

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Yeah, probably best we leave that stuff alone.

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Shame.

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Shame, shame, shame.

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Mouth! Wait up!

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Auf Wiedersehen, Mr. Whatever-your-name-was.

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Adios!

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Sayonara!

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Adiau!

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Au revoir!

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Do svidaniya!

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Arrivederci, baby!

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What?

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Relax! I will!

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Take a breath, Mouth! What's the rush?

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[ SIGH! ]

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Besides,

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I like this ring and I want to keep it.

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Let me at least get it off before we turn

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this disconnected mitt into fish food.

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Thank you.

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Huh. I think it's stuck.

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Hold on a sec. I can get it.

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I'm telling you, I can get it!

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AWWW.

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HEY!

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[ SMACK! ]

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HA! There! How do YOU like it?

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[ DISARM! ]

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HEY! How dare you DISARM me!

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[ CRAZY LAUGHING! ]

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GET IT?

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"DISARM!?"

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HA! I am on FIRE today!

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[ SLAP! ]

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Did you--

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[ BACKHAND! ]

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What did I say about slapping me!?

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[ FOREHAND! ]

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ALRIGHT. STOP IT. I GET IT.

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I get it. I see it now.

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I was getting a little...

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...out of hand.

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There it is!

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Okay. Alright.

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But, seriously, give it back.

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WHOA! Hey! Hold on, there!

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At least give me one last

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try to get that thing off!

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Come on, brother. I really want that ring.

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Thank you.

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Okay, there HAS to be a way to get this

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beautiful piece of jewelry off this chubby digit.

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Why didn't I think of it before!?

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Mouth, give me your knife.

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Thank you.

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Okay, Mr. Whatever-your-name-was ,

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I promise this won't hurt one bit...

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...because you're already dead.

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[ DEFLECT! ]

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[ SPLOOSH! ]

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What the heck!?

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What?! It wasn't me! It was the hand!

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I swear, it wasn't me!

279
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,488
This thing just CAME TO LIFE for a second

280
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,556
and smacked the knife out of my hand!

281
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,325
I'm serious!

282
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,493
It's like it has a mind of its--

283
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,560
[ SLAPPING! ]

284
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,096
Not cool, hand!

285
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,631
I SWEAR TO YOU.

286
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,866
IT WAS NOT ME.

287
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,134
IT WAS THE HAND!

288
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:21,868
[ WAVE! ]

289
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:22,835
[ GASP! ]

290
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,104
Mouth...

291
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,572
...it's alive!

292
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,041
ALIVE!

293
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:29,409
Mouth...

294
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,043
...it's...

295
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,678
...it's moving, Mouth!

296
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,113
Oh, man. That hand is MAD.

297
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,515
What do we do, Mouth!?

298
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,418
OH, MY GOD!

299
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,456
Mouth! Help me, Mouth!

300
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,226
[ GACK! ]

301
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,428
Mouth! MOUTH.

302
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,530
It's in my shirt! It's in my--

303
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,432
[ GIRLISH GIGGLE! ]

304
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,334
It's tickling! It's tickling!

305
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,134
NO. NO!

306
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,203
MOUTH! Do something!

307
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,238
HIT IT.

308
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,440
HIT IT, MOUTH!

309
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,041
It's digging into me!

310
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,142
It hurts!

311
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:03,543
HIT!

312
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,477
IT!

313
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,545
[ PUNCH! ]

314
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,312
OW!

315
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,082
Hit the HAND, NOT ME, you MUTE MORON!

316
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,218
Yes. I heard it.

317
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:12,885
NOW, JUST...

318
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,854
...HIT THE GODFORSAKEN THING.

319
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,256
[ BIFF! ]

320
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,458
[ POW! ]

321
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,625
[ BASH! ]

322
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,059
[ ASSAULT! ]

323
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:20,827
OW!

324
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,761
[ ZANG! ]

325
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,629
Forget it!

326
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,397
MY GOD.

327
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:24,964
STOP.

328
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,899
I'd rather let this thing pull my heart

329
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,402
through my ribcage than let you keep punching me!

330
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,872
Which... might actually be what it's trying to do!

331
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,413
Come on!

332
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,447
COME...

333
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,648
...ON!

334
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:43,783
[ BONES CRACK! ]

335
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,418
Wait...

336
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,452
...wait!

337
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,487
I think...

338
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,488
...maybe...

339
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,456
...maybe I got it?

340
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,526
NOPE. It's moving!

341
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,162
[ BURSTING FORTH! ]

342
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,765
[ PANICKED YELLING! ]

343
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,867
[ CHOKE! ]

344
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,335
IT'S CHOKING ME!

345
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,302
MOUTH!

346
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,270
IT'S...

347
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,339
...I CAN'T BREATHE...

348
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,874
...MOUTH!

349
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,243
MOUTH...

350
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,778
...CAN'T BREATHE...

351
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:12,412
...I'M...

352
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,479
...MOUTH...

353
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,681
...I'm... I'm goin' down, Mouth...

354
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,617
...gettin' dark!

355
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,356
[ SOUNDLESS BATTLE CRY! ]

356
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,524
[ SNAP! ]

357
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:28,594
[ COUGHING! ]

358
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,201
Oh, no you don't. Not again!

359
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,004
[ HIT! ]

360
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,005
[ SOCK! ]

361
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,673
[ BOFF! ]

362
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,407
[ BAM! ]

363
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,041
[ WHAM! ]

364
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:42,642
[ ZAM! ]

365
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,209
[ THWACK! ]

366
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,477
[ POWIE! ]

367
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,647
[ ULTRA-VIOLENCE! ]

368
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,053
You think it's dead?

369
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,822
You know what I mean!

370
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,824
Like, no longer alive or...

371
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,592
...possessed or WHATEVER.

372
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,927
Do you think it's dead-ER

373
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,361
than it was supposed to be!?

374
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,698
Yeah. Me, neither.

375
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,437
[ BOOT! ]

376
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,905
[ SPLISH! ]

377
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,543
[ SPLASHING! ]

378
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,549
[ SINKING! ]

379
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,253
Well, at least the job's done now.

380
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,691
Rest in peace, Mr. Whatever-your-name-was.

381
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,727
Or, more like rest in PIECES.

382
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,062
Right, Mouth?

383
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,029
Right?

384
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,566
Right.

385
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,903
I really wanted that ring.

386
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,738
What?

387
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,307
Honestly, what?

388
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,343
It was a nice ring!

389
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,144
IT WAS!

390
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,116
And now I need a new hat.

391
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,901
You think Mr. Red would care if I smoked in here?

392
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,072
Ah, who cares? Give me a light.

393
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,410
[ IGNITE! ]

394
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,981
Don't you dare light that thing in here.

395
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,083
[ SNUFF! ]

396
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,599
Where is my prize?

397
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,867
Where is our money?

398
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,002
You know the deal, Mute.

399
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,271
You deliver. I pay.

400
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,675
You don't deliver, there is no pay.

401
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,010
Now, where is he?

402
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,612
What do you mean, "where is he?"

403
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,514
We took care of him, just like you wanted.

404
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,015
Hmph. "Where is he."

405
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,451
I'm going to ask you again.

406
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,986
WHERE...

407
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,020
...is he?

408
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,555
Where is he?

409
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,623
Where is HE?

410
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,791
Where do you think?

411
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,726
Currently taking a rather permanent nap--

412
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,894
--in SEVERAL pieces--

413
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,495
--at the bottom of the lake.

414
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:17,563
You...

415
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,498
...dismembered him?

416
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,700
Technically MOUTH did.

417
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,001
Did he?

418
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,102
Yes, sir.

419
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,771
So, why don't we skip ahead to my favorite part

420
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,541
where you start lining our pockets with cash?

421
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,575
No.

422
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,743
Excuse me?

423
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,245
I said, NO.

424
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,815
And, do you know why, Mr. Mute?

425
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,550
You know, I sincerely hate it

426
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,652
when people call me MISTER Mute.

427
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,587
My name is just Mute.

428
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,122
DO YOU...

429
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,824
...know WHY...

430
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,125
...I will NOT...

431
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,528
...be paying you today, Mr. Mute?

432
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,664
I swear, one more time.

433
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,265
Just say it ONE MORE TIME.

434
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:57,436
Because the job was to bring that man to me...

435
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,572
...ALIVE.

436
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,775
Oh.

437
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,243
Well...

438
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,114
...it was Mouth's idea.

439
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,682
Mouth did it. Mouth chopped him up.

440
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:10,216
[ SMACK! ]

441
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,851
Ow, man, come on!

442
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:12,852
Is there a REASON you have

443
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,020
to CONSTANTLY be hitting me?!

444
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,088
ENOUGH!

445
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:20,426
You two have failed me, and for that,

446
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,297
I'm going to have to kill you again.

447
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,199
Now, hold on there a second, boss.

448
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,467
We... wait...

449
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,235
..."again?"

450
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,370
Do you know who I am?

451
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,940
Uh... you're the boss, Mr. Red.

452
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,277
Yes. That is one of my many names.

453
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,079
But, do you REALLY know

454
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,982
who I am and who you work for?

455
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,217
We... work for you.

456
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,154
Yes. You do.

457
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,463
You two have failed me and, for that,

458
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,398
you have to die again.

459
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,633
But, don't worry.

460
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,502
As always, I'll bring you back to life.

461
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,638
Of course, without any memories

462
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,307
of this job you botched.

463
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:11,644
Right! And... how... exactly...

464
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,979
...will you be able to do all that?

465
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,315
I'll simply ask you again.

466
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,784
Do you know who I am?

467
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,986
I think I'm starting to figure it out.

468
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,488
You know, given the...

469
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,194
OH. I just got it.

470
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,628
"Mr. RED."

471
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,997
Like... yeah... red!

472
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,433
Like the... yeah!

473
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,168
You're that guy!

474
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,304
Yes. I am.

475
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,272
Now, Mr. Mute--

476
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,674
It's just Mute!

477
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,142
[ BANG! ]

478
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:59,692
Nice try, but it won't work on me.

479
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,627
I'm not a vampire.

480
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:07,433
You know, maybe I don't need to kill you.

481
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,869
Maybe I'll just revive your brother here

482
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,204
and send you on your way with a warning.

483
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,807
I mean, given the fact that you don't talk,

484
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,642
it's not like you're going to tell anyone

485
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:20,212
about anything you've learned here today, right?

486
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,747
Right.

487
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,383
[ SHOOT! ]

488
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,823
I swear, if these idiots weren't so useful

489
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,592
I'd let them stay dead.

490
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,462
Rosemary: Well, hello, Mr. Gnome.

491
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,231
How are you this morning?

492
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,767
Gnome: I'm doing well this morning, Rosemary.

493
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,403
Rosemary: That's fantastic to hear, Mr. Gnome.

494
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,271
Today I'm going to be planting

495
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,073
some mums in your garden.

496
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,209
That means that in a few hours,

497
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,744
you'll be surrounded by pretty flowers!

498
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,713
Doesn't that sound nice?

499
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,549
Gnome: It sure does sound nice, Rosemary.

500
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,585
You always do such a wonderful job

501
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,753
taking care of my garden.

502
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:35,588
Thank you!

503
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,790
Rosemary: You're more than welcome, Mr. Gnome.

504
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,192
Truly, it's my pleasure.

505
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,561
Gnome: The pleasure's all mine, Rosemary.

506
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,097
I feel so privileged to be able to live

507
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,732
in a yard tended by someone

508
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,601
who cares so deeply about--

509
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,635
Evelyn: Mama?

510
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:52,404
Rosemary: Oh! Evelyn. Good morning.

511
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,373
I didn't realize you were nearby!

512
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,041
Evelyn: I was just feeding the goats and

513
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,910
happened to hear you, uh...

514
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,412
...having a conversation with your garden gnome?

515
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,213
Rosemary: Uh...

516
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,915
Evelyn: AND doing the gnome's voice?

517
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:03,749
Rosemary: I... uh...

518
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,117
Evelyn: Aren't you worried someone might hear

519
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,919
you and think you've lost your marbles?

520
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,320
Rosemary: YOU heard me.

521
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,756
Do YOU think I've lost my marbles?

522
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,224
Evelyn: I'm going to say that I believe

523
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,792
it may be in my best interests

524
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,527
to NOT answer that question.

525
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:16,662
Rosemary: I agree.

526
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:19,632
It's VERY MUCH not in your best interests.

527
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,935
Evelyn: Right. Still, I am curious,

528
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,404
did the gnome have anything interesting to say?

529
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,172
Rosemary: Yes. It said,

530
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:29,241
"Tell that daughter of yours to mind

531
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,844
her own business and go clean her room."

532
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:32,645
Evelyn: Really?

533
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:35,414
That. It said specifically that?

534
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,116
Rosemary: Yes. That's what he said.

535
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,150
Evelyn: Sure sounds like something

536
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,151
a gnome would say!

537
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,186
Rosemary: It sure does, so...

538
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,488
...go clean your room.

539
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,856
Evelyn: Wait, really?

540
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,191
Rosemary: Yes. Go clean your room.

541
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,726
Mr. Gnome commands it.

542
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,961
Evelyn: He's not the boss of me!

543
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,562
I don't have to do what he says!

544
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,932
Besides, what's he gonna do if I don't?

545
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,799
Rosemary: Evelyn?

546
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:54,800
Evelyn: Yeah?

547
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,201
Rosemary: Go clean your room.

548
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:57,736
Evelyn: Yes, ma'am.

549
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:00,906
Rosemary: Don't mind her, Mr. Gnome.

550
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:03,509
She's just one of those sassy teenagers

551
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:05,377
who thinks she knows everything.

552
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,012
Gnome: That's okay, Rosemary.

553
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,815
She may be sassy, but she's a good kid.

554
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,350
Rosemary: Oh, my, Mr. Gnome!

555
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,218
Don't let HER hear you say that!

556
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,054
It'd go right to her head!

557
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:15,954
Gnome: It's true!

558
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,690
She could be much worse.

559
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:20,592
She could be like those Wellington boys.

560
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:21,860
Rosemary: Now, Mr. Gnome,

561
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,830
don't get me started on THOSE troublemakers.

562
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,665
You'd think, given all the money

563
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,268
their parents have, they'd be better behaved!

564
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,003
I swear I...

565
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,371
...okay.

566
00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,372
She's right.

567
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,208
I do sound like I've lost my marbles.

568
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,376
Sorry, Mr. Gnome.

569
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:39,712
I'll be right back to plant those mums!

570
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:42,047
Gnome: You take your time, Rosemary.

571
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:46,018
Rosemary: And I'm still doing it.

572
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:57,229
[ AN OWL HOOTS! ]

573
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,230
Dickie: There it is.

574
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,099
The coast is clear. Nab it!

575
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,233
Chauncey: Why do I have to nab it?

576
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:01,934
You nab it!

577
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,135
Dickie: Come on, you chicken!

578
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,636
Just grab the thing!

579
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,238
Chauncey: Seriously? Why can't you?

580
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,240
Dickie: We already decided this!

581
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,442
I got the fireworks, you get the gnome.

582
00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:11,543
It's right there.

583
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:13,812
Now go get it before we get caught!

584
00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,280
Chauncey: FINE.

585
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,225
Dickie: What are you waiting for!?

586
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:27,226
Chauncey: I don't know!

587
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:28,460
I'm having second thoughts!

588
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,495
Dickie: About what!?

589
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:32,297
It's not like you've never stolen anything before!

590
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,466
Chauncey: I know, but the last time I did

591
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,568
someone stuck a loaded gun in my face!

592
00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:37,770
Dickie: Would you just hurry up

593
00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,471
before someone sees us?!

594
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,439
[ A DOG BARKS! ]

595
00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,408
Chauncey: Aw, chips! We're cooked now!

596
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,642
Dickie: NO, WE'RE NOT!

597
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:44,676
COME ON!

598
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:45,811
IT'S NOW OR NEVER!

599
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:46,712
GRAB IT!

600
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,813
Chauncey: FINE!

601
00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:20,512
Rosemary: NO, not Mr. Gnome!

602
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:23,182
Where can he be!?

603
00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:28,120
Holly: That thing is ugly.

604
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,455
Not as ugly as my brother here,

605
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:30,689
yet you're still dating him.

606
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:31,356
Rude.

607
00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:31,857
Hey now,

608
00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:33,492
you're cruisin' for a bruisin', Dick.

609
00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:34,827
Look at you, Chauncey!

610
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,262
Actin' all tough in front of your special lady friend!

611
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,363
I'll show you tough!

612
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:39,164
Alright.

613
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,500
I'm not interested in whatever it is that's happening

614
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,868
right now between you two.

615
00:26:42,868 --> 00:26:44,369
I think I'm gonna go home.

616
00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:47,039
No, Holly! No. I'm sorry.

617
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,374
Stay. This will be fun, I promise.

618
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:50,476
Okay.

619
00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:52,478
But only if Dickie apologizes, too.

620
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:53,879
I'm not apologizing.

621
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,848
I have nothing to apologize for.

622
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,217
Dick, come on, just apologize.

623
00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:58,884
No.

624
00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:00,252
Later, alligator.

625
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:01,854
Holly! Please.

626
00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:12,231
I ain't apologizing!

627
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,066
Go if you want, I don't care!

628
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,200
With or without you guys,

629
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,435
I'm going into these woods and

630
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:19,004
blowing this stupid thing to Kingdom Come!

631
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,177
[ AIEEE! ]

632
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:31,783
[ HOLLY AND CHAUNCEY LAUGH! ]

633
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:34,686
Alright! Shut up! You two comin' or not?

634
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:36,455
After THAT display,

635
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,856
I think I've changed my mind.

636
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:41,059
I am definitely coming, if for no other reason

637
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:42,594
than to watch your klutzy-self

638
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,429
lose a finger or two with those fireworks!

639
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:45,898
Now who's being rude?

640
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,633
[ DERISIVE GUFFAW! ]

641
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:50,869
Whoa!

642
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,372
Check this thing out!

643
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,239
[ THROW! ]

644
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,240
[ CATCH! ]

645
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:57,576
What is it?

646
00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:58,443
I don't know.

647
00:27:58,443 --> 00:28:00,045
It's all scorched.

648
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,813
Looks like there's some writing on it,

649
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,715
but it's all been burned off.

650
00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:05,584
I think I can make out a... D?

651
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:07,986
Like... a word that starts with the letter D?

652
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,454
Maybe we shouldn't mess with that thing.

653
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:10,822
Relax.

654
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,625
D...

655
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,927
...A...

656
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,762
...something, something...

657
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,263
...ends with R?

658
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,065
Might be a G in there somewhere?

659
00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,801
A word that starts with DA,

660
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:26,905
ends with an R, and has a G in it...

661
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,740
That's what it looks like, yeah.

662
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:30,943
You mean a word like "danger?"

663
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:31,977
[ FLIPPANT CHUCKLE! ]

664
00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:33,412
Yeah, I suppose!

665
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:34,112
Put it down.

666
00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:34,646
No!

667
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,014
Yes! Put it down!

668
00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,149
NO!

669
00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,587
I have a better idea!

670
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:44,323
Chauncey, grab the gnome. Let's go.

671
00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:45,624
Chauncey!

672
00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:46,792
It's fine.

673
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:47,659
Chauncey?

674
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:48,827
It'll be fine!

675
00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:51,096
Besides, if it IS something dangerous,

676
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:52,564
I promise neither you

677
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,166
nor I will go near it.

678
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,667
YOU already touched it.

679
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,770
Okay, I will never go near it AGAIN.

680
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,806
We'll let whatever's going to happen with it,

681
00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:02,641
happen to HIM, deal?

682
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:04,009
I don't know.

683
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,378
I suddenly have a bad feeling about this.

684
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,479
Weren't you JUST SAYING

685
00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:09,615
how you wanted to watch him lose a hand?

686
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:11,883
I mean, I guess.

687
00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,552
But, I didn't say lose a HAND,

688
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:14,653
just a finger or two.

689
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:16,488
Which is an important distinction.

690
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:17,322
It is!

691
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:18,323
Right!

692
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,792
This'll be fun! I promise!

693
00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:24,830
Fine!

694
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:26,331
Thank you.

695
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,614
Man, this thing is really stuck shut.

696
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,782
Maybe that's a sign that you should

697
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:44,983
put it back where you found it.

698
00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:45,851
It's not.

699
00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,152
Well, maybe it is.

700
00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:49,154
IT'S NOT. I swear, Chauncey!

701
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:50,622
What has happened to you?

702
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,890
What do you mean, "What has happened to me?"

703
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:53,225
You used to be so cool.

704
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:54,793
You used to like to take risks,

705
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,094
like that one time you stole money

706
00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:57,763
from the collection plate at church.

707
00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:58,764
You stole money from the

708
00:29:58,764 --> 00:30:00,065
collection plate at church?

709
00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:02,267
It was ONE TIME, okay?

710
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,669
Why would YOU need to steal money

711
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:05,037
from the collection plate at church?

712
00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:07,039
Aren't your parents like, pretty rich?

713
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,573
It was thrilling, alright!

714
00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:10,142
I was thrilled!

715
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,276
Got it!

716
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,179
Huh.

717
00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,248
What is it, Dickie? What's in there?

718
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,349
Looks like...

719
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,251
...a bunch of dust!

720
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,185
Dust?

721
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,521
Yeah. Shiny dust!

722
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:24,956
Dang. I'm disappointed.

723
00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,225
Well, what were you expecting exactly?

724
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,861
I don't know. Not dust.

725
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,398
Oh, well.

726
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,104
Maybe something extra cool will happen

727
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:41,073
when I light this thing up.

728
00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:47,546
Any last words, you ugly, little troll?

729
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:49,548
No? Okay, then.

730
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:50,882
Time to die.

731
00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:51,817
This is stupid.

732
00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:53,118
No. It's fun.

733
00:30:53,118 --> 00:30:54,386
Stupid.

734
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,288
Chauncey, you should probably tell

735
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,223
your special lady friend it's not nice

736
00:30:58,223 --> 00:30:59,658
to call you stupid.

737
00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:00,692
You're stupid, Dick.

738
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,060
Your mom is stupid.

739
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:03,228
She's your mom, too.

740
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:05,063
Yes, and she named you Chauncey,

741
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:07,332
so I stand by my previous statement.

742
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,034
Just light the dumb thing, would you?

743
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,035
[ DISMISSIVE SNICKER. ]

744
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:22,848
[ BOOM! ]

745
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:26,985
[ OBTUSELY GLEEFUL LAUGHTER! ]

746
00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:34,459
Wait... what?

747
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:35,927
How is this possible?

748
00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:37,429
There's not even a scratch on it!

749
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,464
Seriously, how is this possible?

750
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,633
This thing should be a pile of broken pieces!

751
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:42,501
I don't get it!

752
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:45,003
Did you buy the worst fireworks in the world?

753
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:46,805
NO! These were the real deal!

754
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:47,873
Doesn't look like it.

755
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,341
You saw the explosion, HOLLY.

756
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:50,308
You heard the bang.

757
00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:51,943
It EXPLODED, did it not?

758
00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:53,945
And yet, the GNOME is STILL THERE!

759
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,582
Wait... where'd it go?

760
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,117
I am so confused right now.

761
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,986
It was just here. Right?

762
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,922
Or, was it just an illusion?

763
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,524
What are you talking about?

764
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:06,658
An "illusion?"

765
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,027
What, the statue is a magician all of a sudden?

766
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,563
NO. Like an OPTICAL illusion.

767
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,298
What if the thing WAS destroyed,

768
00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,699
but the dust from the canister

769
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:17,469
created the ILLUSION that it was still there!

770
00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,738
And then just... dissipated?

771
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,040
Yeah! Why not? It's DUST.

772
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,242
DUST blows away easily in the open air!

773
00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:25,210
I mean...

774
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:28,146
...I guess it makes a little bit of sense.

775
00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:29,514
Yeah, IT DOES.

776
00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:32,050
SURE, but, only a LITTLE BIT.

777
00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:35,187
You two are annoying.

778
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,054
You know what?

779
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:36,855
Show's over.

780
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,256
Time to go.

781
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,718
Hey!

782
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:07,853
What?

783
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:08,854
Where are you going?

784
00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:10,088
Aren't we heading back home?

785
00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,690
Yeah, YOU are.

786
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:12,958
I thought we all were.

787
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,360
I mean... eventually, yeah.

788
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,796
For now, me and Holly

789
00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:19,431
want to take a little walk.

790
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,199
A walk to where?

791
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,068
Just... a walk.

792
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,903
We all have to take a walk.

793
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,104
Back to our house.

794
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:27,305
Which is THIS way.

795
00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:29,407
I am AWARE of that, Dick.

796
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:32,711
However, WE would like to take a WALK.

797
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:34,646
YEAH. Back home.

798
00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:36,715
At some point, yes.

799
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,250
But not NOW.

800
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,185
What?! Why not now?

801
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,587
Why are you going that...

802
00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:43,822
OH!

803
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:45,090
YEAH.

804
00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,892
Right. Right.

805
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,894
Right. Cool.

806
00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,629
You guys have a good "walk."

807
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:51,763
I'll see you at home.

808
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,131
Right.

809
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:54,266
Eventually.

810
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:57,035
Yes. Eventually.

811
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,471
Cool. Cool.

812
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,441
Okay.

813
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,847
Heh. A "walk."

814
00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,283
Enjoy your "WALK."

815
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,884
Don't TRIP.

816
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,653
Or FALL.

817
00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:17,055
Or get caught in any THORNY BUSHES!

818
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,657
Chauncey: SHUT UP!

819
00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,992
No, you shut up.

820
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:42,847
[ BIP! ]

821
00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:44,883
OW! DANG IT!

822
00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:45,784
What the HECK!?

823
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:47,886
Did someone just throw a ROCK at my head!?

824
00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:54,893
What?

825
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:08,306
Okay, what is this nonsense?

826
00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:08,773
[ BAP! ]

827
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,042
OW! SERIOUSLY! OUCH!

828
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:16,047
Alright, this isn't funny.

829
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,650
You're doing this, right, Chauncey?

830
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,752
Holly?

831
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,055
This is REALLY hilarious.

832
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,358
What, you went out and found an identical

833
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,393
gnome statue and stashed it in the woods

834
00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:31,029
and now you're just messing with me, RIGHT?

835
00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,164
RIGHT!?

836
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:36,034
Yeah, well, ha, ha, ha,

837
00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:37,836
you JERKS, throwing ROCKS at me.

838
00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,371
I swear, Chauncey, when you get home,

839
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,905
I'm gonna--

840
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,044
Whoa...

841
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,021
[ YIPE ! ]

842
00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:56,888
[ TRIP! ]

843
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,699
This can't be real.

844
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,234
I'm seeing things.

845
00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:11,736
Maybe that weird dust in that container

846
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:13,938
is making me hallucinate or something.

847
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:16,374
I mean, I blew that dang gnome to dust!

848
00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:18,576
Plus, little gnome statues don't come to LIFE,

849
00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:22,047
chase people, and start throwing ROCKS at them!

850
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:27,252
Oh, man. I must be losing my mind.

851
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,054
I can't believe I actually felt afraid

852
00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:32,090
of an inanimate GNOME statue.

853
00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:40,932
[ GASP! ]

854
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,067
[ STAB! ]

855
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:43,301
[ STAB!! ]

856
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:44,335
[ STAB!!! ]

857
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:45,603
[ STAB!!!! ]

858
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:46,337
[ STAB!!!!! ]

859
00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:47,572
[ STAB!!!!!! ]

860
00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:48,773
[ STAB!!!!!!! ]

861
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:49,674
[ STAB!!!!!!!! ]

862
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,946
Why are we still walking, Chauncey?

863
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:58,083
I'm just trying to find the perfect spot to stop!

864
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,418
We're SURROUNDED by "perfect spots!"

865
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:03,154
We're surrounded by OKAY spots.

866
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:04,856
I'm looking for the perfect--

867
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:07,292
[ DICKIE SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE! ]

868
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:08,193
What was that?

869
00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:10,028
Sounded like Dick.

870
00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:12,097
Should we go check on him?

871
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:13,832
Nah!

872
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,134
Chauncey Wellington, that is your BROTHER.

873
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:18,303
But, we're taking a walk!

874
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:19,170
You know what?

875
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,705
I don't really feel like taking a walk

876
00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,474
with a guy who doesn't feel the need

877
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:25,543
to check whether or not his brother is HURT.

878
00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:28,046
FINE. We'll go check on him.

879
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,714
That's better.

880
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,323
Oh, my gosh! Chauncey! Look!

881
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,764
[ SCREAM!!! ]

882
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,551
Evelyn: Oh, my gosh! The GNOME is back!

883
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:09,354
Evelyn: Mama! Look! Your GNOME is back!

884
00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:11,156
Rosemary: WHAT!? It is!?

885
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:14,025
Evelyn: Yeah! It's back in the garden!

886
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:17,362
Oh, my word!

887
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:26,337
[ ROSEMARY SCREAMS! ]

888
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,904
Okay, contestants!

889
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,607
First, even though I know I don't HAVE

890
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,475
to introduce myself to you since

891
00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:39,677
you all already know who I am--

892
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:40,578
I don't.

893
00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:41,980
Uh, yeah, me neither.

894
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,948
Ah. Well--

895
00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,884
SHOULD we know who you are?

896
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,919
I should think so, yes,

897
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:50,288
if for no other reason than I've been the

898
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:54,492
county comptroller for the last fifteen years.

899
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,928
It's an ELECTED position.

900
00:39:56,928 --> 00:40:00,932
A position I've won in three straight elections.

901
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:08,606
Right, well, uh, my name is Bjorn Mitchell, your

902
00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:11,843
DULY ELECTED county comptroller and today,

903
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:15,914
I will be your host and lead judge for this,

904
00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:20,118
the annual hot dog eating contest!

905
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,820
It appears...

906
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:26,291
Yes! It appears all of your paperwork

907
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:29,360
is in order and, therefore, it is time

908
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,130
to start going over the rules.

909
00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,998
Let me start by thanking you

910
00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:35,533
for joining us today.

911
00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:39,871
As you know, the hot dog eating contest...

912
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,339
...uh...

913
00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,474
...is the...

914
00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,310
...uh...

915
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:46,944
...son?

916
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,646
Hello?

917
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,048
SON?

918
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:54,319
I'm sorry, what is this young man's name again?

919
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:55,320
That's Chip.

920
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,856
Ah, yes. Chip?

921
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:02,327
CHIP?

922
00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:05,396
Excuse me, uh...

923
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:10,201
What is the man's name who is sitting next to...

924
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:11,703
...the sleeping...

925
00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:13,538
That's Mr. Jensen.

926
00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:17,408
Thank you. Uh, Mr. Jensen?

927
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:18,443
Call me Dan!

928
00:41:18,443 --> 00:41:21,112
Right. Yes. Mr. Jensen.

929
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,747
Would you do us the favor of

930
00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:26,284
rousing Mr. Chip from his slumber?

931
00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:28,519
No, sir.

932
00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:29,921
Don't think I want to.

933
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:30,922
Oh...

934
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,957
I'll do it, Mr. Mitchell.

935
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,026
Thank you, Ava.

936
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:36,294
It's Evelyn, sir.

937
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:39,030
Oh! I do apologize.

938
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:41,199
It won't happen again, Ellen.

939
00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:43,434
CHIP!

940
00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,037
What happened?! Did I win?

941
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:47,972
No.

942
00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:49,807
Thank you...

943
00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:51,876
...uh...

944
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:54,245
It's Evelyn. My name is Evelyn.

945
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,982
Right. As I was saying, the hot dog

946
00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:00,385
eating contest is the most popular

947
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,854
attraction here at the annual

948
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:05,923
Phantom Lake Hot Dog Festival.

949
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:07,425
It's the...

950
00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:11,729
...piece de resistance, if you will.

951
00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:14,465
NOW, I'd be remiss if I didn't

952
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:17,034
point out that our champion--

953
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,703
--five-years-running!--

954
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,005
--will not be competing this year.

955
00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:22,673
Which MEANS,

956
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:25,343
this year we will be crowning a NEW--

957
00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:26,978
Rosemary: Mr. Mitchell?

958
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,280
It means that this year we--

959
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,715
Rosemary: Mr. Mitchell!

960
00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:33,251
--that this year--

961
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:34,018
Rosemary: A LITTLE HELP,

962
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:35,253
PLEASE, MR. MITCHELL!

963
00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,622
Oh, for heaven's sake!

964
00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:41,159
I'm so very sorry, everyone.

965
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,294
I shall return shortly.

966
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:46,097
In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves.

967
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,800
After all, we are all friends here and--

968
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,835
Rosemary: BJORN!

969
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:54,138
I'm sorry, gentlemen...

970
00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:54,939
...uh...

971
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,374
...and lady.

972
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:58,109
I won't be but a moment.

973
00:42:58,109 --> 00:43:00,278
Come along, Erin!

974
00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:07,018
Sorry about this.

975
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:08,486
I know our county comptroller

976
00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:10,621
can be a little high strung.

977
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,523
But, he means well. I think.

978
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:13,958
What's a "comptroller?"

979
00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:15,660
Who knows?

980
00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:23,134
Say, pal, where's your buddy with the hat?

981
00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:24,569
I was looking forward to finally

982
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,871
breakin' that winning streak of his!

983
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:28,906
Why isn't he competing?

984
00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:30,408
He went back home...

985
00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:32,143
...to the North Pole.

986
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:40,351
What is the problem?

987
00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:42,086
Why all the panic?

988
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:44,689
Well, Bud here had stepped away for a moment--

989
00:43:44,689 --> 00:43:45,756
Dropped my tongs.

990
00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:47,425
Needed to get new ones.

991
00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:49,227
--and while I was guarding the grill,

992
00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,028
a couple of teenage boys came over

993
00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:53,397
and were fooling around with the hot dog buns.

994
00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:55,233
I tried to get them to stop,

995
00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,168
but they refused to listen to me!

996
00:43:57,168 --> 00:44:00,371
What were they doing to the buns?

997
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:03,608
I'm not entirely sure how to explain.

998
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:07,211
Well, how would you describe their actions?

999
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:09,947
Uh... impolite?

1000
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:12,416
Disrespectful, perhaps?

1001
00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:14,685
Or... puerile?

1002
00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:17,421
I'm not sure if any of those are the correct term.

1003
00:44:17,421 --> 00:44:18,856
Then what would the

1004
00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:22,760
"correct term" be, Mrs. Johnson?

1005
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,061
Um...

1006
00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:25,696
...unholy?

1007
00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:26,430
What?

1008
00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:28,332
Where are these boys now?

1009
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:29,867
They're over there.

1010
00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:32,203
In that case, I will go

1011
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,871
have a word with them.

1012
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:35,907
Excuse me.

1013
00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:42,213
Should we follow him?

1014
00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:44,382
Probably, but no.

1015
00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:47,952
After what those boys to those hot dog buns...

1016
00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:49,587
...I fear for their safety

1017
00:44:49,587 --> 00:44:51,622
should I get anywhere near them!

1018
00:44:51,622 --> 00:44:55,092
O... kay... well, INSTEAD, do you think

1019
00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:56,494
you and I should go finish telling

1020
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,062
the contestants the rules so we don't

1021
00:44:58,062 --> 00:44:59,797
fall too far behind schedule?

1022
00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:03,267
Yes. That's a good idea. Let's do that.

1023
00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:13,311
Huh.

1024
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:18,182
Okay, everyone, sorry for the delay,

1025
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:19,884
but Mr. Mitchell has to take care

1026
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,752
of some unruly young people

1027
00:45:21,752 --> 00:45:23,487
who felt the need to do some rather

1028
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:25,990
unspeakable things to the hot dog buns!

1029
00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:27,992
We don't have to eat those ones, do we?

1030
00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:30,695
NO. Thankfully, no. I--

1031
00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,863
What in the world could that be?

1032
00:45:34,832 --> 00:45:36,467
What is that?

1033
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:39,670
You know what?

1034
00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:41,305
I think that might be one of those things

1035
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:42,773
the scientists were talking about

1036
00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:44,308
on television last night!

1037
00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:45,776
Yeah! I saw that!

1038
00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:47,545
What scientist? When?

1039
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:48,946
Last night!

1040
00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,548
They cut right into the latest

1041
00:45:50,548 --> 00:45:52,350
episode of The Outrider!

1042
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,385
Didn't stop yappin' about it 'til well

1043
00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:56,754
into the next hour, so we never got

1044
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,556
to see the ending of the show!

1045
00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:00,524
Now I'm never gonna know

1046
00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:02,126
if they rescued that horse.

1047
00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:04,095
I don't like that show.

1048
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,696
How can you not?!

1049
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:07,164
The Outrider is the greatest

1050
00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:09,200
western TV show ever produced!

1051
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,835
If you say so!

1052
00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,471
Uh... Mama?

1053
00:46:13,471 --> 00:46:14,572
Yes, Evelyn?

1054
00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:16,407
Correct me if I'm wrong but,

1055
00:46:16,407 --> 00:46:17,908
whatever that thing is,

1056
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:19,977
it looks like it's heading right for us!

1057
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:22,713
It does. It really does.

1058
00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:31,856
EVERYONE! TAKE COVER!

1059
00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:34,759
Mama! Get under the table!

1060
00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:42,166
[ YOW! ]

1061
00:46:46,003 --> 00:46:47,938
[ BLAMMO! ]

1062
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,585
Mama! Where's Bud?

1063
00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:02,920
I don't know!

1064
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,855
We need to help! Come on, Chip!

1065
00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:07,358
Evelyn! Wait!

1066
00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:15,700
Hold on, Chip! Look!

1067
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:18,069
Looks like this strange, metallic dust

1068
00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:19,737
came from inside that container!

1069
00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:21,605
That scientist on TV said that whatever

1070
00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:23,074
it might be could be dangerous!

1071
00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,241
We don't want to risk it!

1072
00:47:24,241 --> 00:47:26,077
Evelyn! Do you see Bud?

1073
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:27,545
Mama! Don't go any closer!

1074
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,914
But, why? Bud might be under the pile

1075
00:47:29,914 --> 00:47:31,482
of coolers and dogs!

1076
00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:33,551
He might be hurt! Or worse!

1077
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:34,919
I know, but that shiny stuff

1078
00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:37,088
on everything might not be safe!

1079
00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:38,456
Mr. Mitchell! Be careful!

1080
00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:40,725
My word! What is all of that!?

1081
00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:42,827
It's from that space probe! Look!

1082
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:45,496
Space probe? What space probe?

1083
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:46,897
Don't you watch The Outrider?

1084
00:47:46,897 --> 00:47:49,233
YEAH. Don't you watch The Outrider?

1085
00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:51,068
What is "The Outrider?"

1086
00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:52,336
It's a television program!

1087
00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:53,804
It's VERY popular!

1088
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:57,675
Oh, well, I don't own a television.

1089
00:47:57,675 --> 00:47:59,143
I read books.

1090
00:47:59,143 --> 00:48:01,112
Boo! Books.

1091
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:03,447
What is that!?

1092
00:48:03,447 --> 00:48:04,081
[ FRIGHTENED YELL! ]

1093
00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:05,883
What is what!? Where!?

1094
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,151
That!

1095
00:48:11,489 --> 00:48:13,758
False alarm. It's just a hot dog.

1096
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:33,177
[ PANICKED SCREAMING! ]

1097
00:48:33,177 --> 00:48:34,612
The hot dogs are alive!

1098
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,147
Run, everyone! RUN!

1099
00:48:36,147 --> 00:48:49,960
[ SCREAMING PANIC! ]

1100
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,495
Chip! Wait!

1101
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:53,330
Wait for what?!

1102
00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:55,199
We're under attack by killer sausages!

1103
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,934
We need to help Mr. Mitchell!

1104
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:57,568
Why?

1105
00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:59,403
Because we're good people and good people

1106
00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:01,038
help other people in need, especially when

1107
00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:03,174
they're being chewed on by bloodthirsty hot dogs!

1108
00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:05,643
I get that, and to us, he IS a good person.

1109
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,077
However, he's in charge of the

1110
00:49:07,077 --> 00:49:08,512
hot dog eating contest!

1111
00:49:08,512 --> 00:49:09,914
So, in the eyes of the hot dogs,

1112
00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:11,315
he's NOT a good person.

1113
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:12,883
Therefore, if anything,

1114
00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:15,820
to them, this is poetic justice!

1115
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,321
WHAT!?

1116
00:49:20,257 --> 00:49:22,159
Oh, no, you don't!

1117
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,294
[ SQUASH! ]

1118
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:25,462
The hot dog eating contest has become

1119
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:27,198
the hot dogs eating US contest!

1120
00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:28,666
We need to get out of here!

1121
00:49:32,102 --> 00:49:33,204
Mama! Look out!

1122
00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,145
Mama! Mr. Mitchell is down!

1123
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,346
Help me pull him to safety!

1124
00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:44,515
I'm a little busy right now!

1125
00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:09,874
[ AN UNEARTHLY HOWL! ]

1126
00:50:10,374 --> 00:50:11,809
What was that noise?

1127
00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:16,280
Where are they going?

1128
00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:22,253
They're retreating!

1129
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,892
Cowards! Come back out here and fight!

1130
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:28,659
[ BJORN MOANS! ]

1131
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:29,960
Mr. Mitchell!

1132
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,662
Oh, jeez!

1133
00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:36,400
Take it slow, Bjorn!

1134
00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:41,472
Was I...

1135
00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:43,240
...just attacked by...

1136
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,975
...malicious hot dogs?

1137
00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:47,111
Yes. Yes, you were.

1138
00:50:47,111 --> 00:50:49,079
Was one trying to eat me?

1139
00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:50,981
It's poetic justice!

1140
00:50:50,981 --> 00:50:52,516
[ THE GROUND RUMBLES! ]

1141
00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:53,918
What is happening now!?

1142
00:50:53,918 --> 00:50:55,552
I don't know!

1143
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:03,961
LOOK!

1144
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,774
It's the "big daddy hot dog!"

1145
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,709
No! It's Bud!

1146
00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:19,843
It's both!

1147
00:51:19,843 --> 00:51:21,145
I think he's somehow been fused

1148
00:51:21,145 --> 00:51:22,646
with the hot dogs and turned into

1149
00:51:22,646 --> 00:51:24,848
a human, hot dog HYBRID!

1150
00:51:24,848 --> 00:51:26,216
HOW!?

1151
00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:28,185
It must be that dust from outer space!

1152
00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:30,621
There's no other explanation!

1153
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:33,791
It's coming right for us!

1154
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,526
Save yourselves!

1155
00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,361
Bjorn! Get back here!

1156
00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:38,562
Mr. Mitchell!

1157
00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:40,264
I can't believe he just ran away

1158
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,966
and left US to deal with this thing!

1159
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:44,134
I can. I mean, what else would

1160
00:51:44,134 --> 00:51:46,170
you expect from a politician?

1161
00:51:46,170 --> 00:51:47,805
Especially a comptroller!

1162
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:49,773
What IS a comptroller?

1163
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,542
I have no idea!

1164
00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:06,523
We need to figure out a way to stop this thing!

1165
00:52:06,523 --> 00:52:07,725
But, what about Bud?

1166
00:52:07,725 --> 00:52:09,660
He's gotta be in there somewhere!

1167
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,228
Mama, he's been turned into

1168
00:52:11,228 --> 00:52:13,530
a person-slash-hot-dog monster who is,

1169
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:15,699
right now, trying to attack my friend!

1170
00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:18,202
I doubt there's any real trace of Mr. Bud left!

1171
00:52:18,202 --> 00:52:20,204
His FIRST name is Bud, sweetie.

1172
00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:21,438
And, truth be told,

1173
00:52:21,438 --> 00:52:23,407
I don't think that's his REAL name.

1174
00:52:23,407 --> 00:52:25,075
I think it's just a nickname.

1175
00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:26,944
How is that important right now!?

1176
00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:29,313
It's not! I'm sorry! You're right!

1177
00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:30,848
He needs to be stopped!

1178
00:52:30,848 --> 00:52:32,783
I'm open to any and all ideas

1179
00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:34,084
you may have to do that!

1180
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,419
Well, I don't have any!

1181
00:52:35,419 --> 00:52:37,221
I mean, how DOES one effectively

1182
00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:39,456
destroy a mutant hot-dog man!?

1183
00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:42,126
Uh... how would you normally kill a hot dog!?

1184
00:52:42,126 --> 00:52:43,794
"Kill a hot dog?!"

1185
00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:46,096
Who EVER has to KILL a hot dog!?

1186
00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:47,064
"Killing a hot dog"

1187
00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:49,133
is not a concept that exists, Mama!

1188
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,534
You know what I meant!

1189
00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:52,736
If this were just a NORMAL hot dog,

1190
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:55,105
what would you do to dispose of it?

1191
00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:55,806
Eat it?

1192
00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:58,809
That is NOT an option in this instance!

1193
00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:01,345
That creature is half human!

1194
00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,781
That would basically be cannibalism!

1195
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,884
This is the weirdest conversation I've ever had!

1196
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:07,918
AND I'VE HAD MY SHARE

1197
00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:09,153
OF WEIRD CONVERSATIONS!

1198
00:53:09,153 --> 00:53:11,655
Focus, Evelyn! What can we do!?

1199
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,524
Why is it all on me to figure it out!?

1200
00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:16,293
Because I'm too scared to think straight right now!

1201
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:18,095
I literally just asked you

1202
00:53:18,095 --> 00:53:20,631
how you would normally KILL A HOT DOG.

1203
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:22,733
KILL a HOT DOG!

1204
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,535
Those are the words I used!

1205
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:25,469
I...

1206
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,672
...wait...

1207
00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:35,579
Mama, what's the best way to cook a hot dog?

1208
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:37,247
I have no idea!

1209
00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:38,749
On the grill.

1210
00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:53,263
You're going to light it on fire?

1211
00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:55,499
Yes. Yes, I am. CHIP!

1212
00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:56,734
Chip: Whaddayawant!?!

1213
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:57,668
Lead it this way!

1214
00:53:57,668 --> 00:53:59,303
I have a plan to take it down!

1215
00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:00,771
Chip: Roger that!

1216
00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:02,573
What?

1217
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,308
You scare me sometimes.

1218
00:54:04,308 --> 00:54:07,044
Yeah, well... here it comes!

1219
00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:15,486
[ SQUIRT! ]

1220
00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,991
How about a little fire, scarecrow!?

1221
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:22,226
Evelyn!

1222
00:54:22,226 --> 00:54:23,393
What?

1223
00:54:23,393 --> 00:54:26,330
Seriously, who ARE you?

1224
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:27,498
[ STRIKE! ]

1225
00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:44,381
You know, I hate to say it...

1226
00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:46,650
...but that smell is making me hungry.

1227
00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:49,720
Chip! That is really not appropriate.

1228
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,523
But... it DOES smell pretty good.

1229
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:55,526
It smells like when we go on camping trips!

1230
00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:56,527
Evelyn!

1231
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:57,327
What?!

1232
00:54:57,327 --> 00:54:59,830
That's just... not okay!

1233
00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:01,999
It's true, though!

1234
00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:04,268
NO. Just...

1235
00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:06,103
...NO!

1236
01:11:32,522 --> 01:11:34,924
Why are you doing that?

1237
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,360
I have no idea!